Ben’s kindergarten teacher sent me a note. It said, “Ben made an inappropriate comment: ‘Bomb a head off.’” I pulled my little boy aside immediately and asked him, “What did you say to upset your teacher?” He giggled, looking innocent …
What if Santa is a woman? What if the idiotic Elf on the Shelf is a girl named Julie instead of a boy named Jack? What if Mary Magdalene was the 13th Apostle? Sigh, I apologize for this last question, …
Madeline slammed the bedroom door against the door wall and dramatically glided into my room. For much of the afternoon, I had been lost in contemplation. The day before, a friend had threatened suicide. She lives thousands of miles away …
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The Monster’s Daughter is the brilliant tale of a vampire’s daughter and it can be appreciated on many levels. For those fans of the Vamp-genre, this novel contains some of the most chilling descriptions of blood lust I have ever …
Questions from Ben after getting off the school bus: “Did you get me anything new today?” “No. I was sick. I got you some cheese.” “Can I have some?” “Yes.” “Will you cut it in half?” “Yes.” “What’s wrong with …